Coming into the pub and ordering a double, the man leaned over and confided to the landlord, "I'm so pissed off !" "Oh yeah? What happened?" asked the landlord politely. "I met this beautiful woman who invited me back to her home. We stripped off our clothes and jumped into bed and we were just about to make love when her god damned husband came in the front door. So I had to jump out of the bedroom window and hang from the ledge by my fingernails!" "How unfortunate!" said the landlord. "It is, but that's not what really got me aggravated," the customer went on. "When her husband came into the room he said, 'Hey great! You're naked already! Let me just take a leak.' And damned if the lazy bastard didn't piss out the window right onto my head?" "Yeech!" the landlord shook his head. "No wonder you're in a lousy mood." "Yeah, but I haven't told you what really, really got to me. Next, I had to listen to them grunting and groaning and when they finished, the husband tossed his condom out of the window. And where does it land? My damned forehead!" "You really are unlucky!" says the landlord. "Oh, I'm not finished. What really pissed me off was when the husband had to take a dump. It turns out that their toilet is broken, so he stuck his arse out of the window and let loose right on my head !" The landlord agreed. "That would mess up my day too." "Yeah, yeah, yeah," the fellow rattled on, "but do you know what REALLY, REALLY, REALLY pissed me off? When I looked down and saw that my feet were only SIX inches off the ground!"