Guess Who? A man walks into the village post office one day to see a local man, middle-aged and balding standing at the counter methodically placing "Love-heart" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts and kisses all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them. His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says, "I'm sending out one thousand Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'" "But why?" asks the man. "I'm the local divorce solicitor," the man replies.